With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!'
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling Frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
'What's wrong?' he asks.
She answers: 'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?'
You gotta love email forwards!!!!!